Saima posted a condolence
Smoking in the RainTwo old ladies were ouitdse their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.Lady 1: What s that?Lady 2: A condom.Lady 1: Where d you get it?Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.The next day, Lady 1 hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a package of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she was, after all, in her 80s), but politely asked what brand she preferred. Doesn t matter, she replied, as long as it fits a Camel.